A sign has appeared in the village nailed to the door of the church. In addition to the following text it has a Hello Kitty Cthulu image. The font is a flourishy, scrolly thing that is hard to read (the people in the village can't read anyway). It appears to be written in blood.

The Birthday Party You Don't Want To Miss

You are all* invited to my Halloween birthday party Friday at Midnight in the graveyard by the Tower of Evil Ominousness. No RSVP required, I know you all* love me and and will all* come. Live (or at least undead) DJ. Costume contest with Amazing prizes! BYOB.

*well not all, not the ones I don't like. You know who you are.